Sometimes, I like to eat things… So my mommy puts me on petshaming .com

Hello, my name is Chauncey. I like to get cat poop out of the litter box and eat it on the couch. When I’m done I want to give my mommy and daddy kisses…I’m not even ashamed.

I went for a lovely walk and saw a yappy Jack Russell so I thought I would pull my mum over. She’s not happy because she’s covered in mud and grass and grazed her knee.

We rolled in rotten mulberries when our Dad wasn’t looking. (Seemed like SUCH a good idea at the time!)

Hi! I’m Abby.
While my mom was gone, I went into the bathroom (of which I am epically scared), went counter-surfing, & got into a shopping bag.
I rooted around, pulled out a dark chocolate bar, & ate the whole thing, including most of the wrapper!
This resulted in a home-vet visit to make sure I hadn’t poisoned myself. I’m totally ok.
I am not ashamed & will eat chocolate again the first chance I get.

I like to trick my mom and dad into leaving the room so I can drink their beer. My name s Baxter and I am an alcoholic.

Does my butt look day in this coat?
I’m not ashamed! Big is beautiful!
❤, Mac

My name is Pauly. I like to run away and have the whole neighborhood chase me endlessly so that way i can feel proud about myself. IF given the chance next time i will make 2 local police forces try and help catch me, not just 1. OH! and i like to eat doors and drywall off of walls.

Guilty