Hi I am jack , I was being a snoop dog today . And this is how my mama found me after she came home . I’m sorry . Can u help take off this dumb purse?:_(
I eat diapers, the dirtier the better.
“BTW…add cupcakes to your grocery list.”
“I was craving a midnight snack.”
“Shame on her.”
My name is Cooper and I hate when I’m left by myself. Even if it’s just long enough for Dad to get a shower. I’m so ashamed, but don’t worry I’ll do it again.
I peed on the carpet THE DAY AFTER it was professionally cleaned!
When Mommy and Daddy hold us we lick their plates