I peed on a old woman’s boot (while she was wearing them)
I start out pooping on the puppy pad, but mid shit I gotta turn around, sniff my turd, and finish on the carpet. Mama thinks its funny cause daddy has to clean it up.
I snuck out my cage and decided to discover the owners room to a whole new level.
I bit my dog sitters best friend. She had been really nice to me but I bit her anyway
My mum has no idea where all the bobbles go, and yea here’s another, oh she see’s me act normal
While my mom was going pee, I broke my dad’s glasses.
Cooper is mostly sweet. But when I is denied his heart’s desire, mostly treats, he can become a naughty dog. Afterwards, of course, he is the suffering one again…
I know I’m naughty and I love it