Emma didn’t like dads glasses.
My name is Sophie and I like to eat hair so that when I poop, it sticks to me.
I also enjoy running around so mommy and daddy have to catch me and wipe me before I calm down.
My mom forgot to put the garbage can out so I made this fun minefield for my pet sitter to clean up.
This log is my best friend i carry him every were I also sneak him in to mummys bed and hide him. When she try’s to take him away i run off and hide. I ran away this time so mummy couldn’t get my dog shaming sign in xx
But i love him sooo much mummy xx
I went litter box diving for Kitty Roca. What I didn’t eat I put in the hallway so I could roll in it. Mom found out when she picked me up to give me kisses. When she took me to the bathroom for a bath she stepped in the leftovers.
I am not ashamed and I WILL do it again.
This dog is the destroyer of anything you leave lying around outside that’s within her grasp! This time, she got ahold of the kitty food bag and shredded it into a million-and-one pieces! Bad, BAD doggy!
We eat the bed, poop everywhere, and bother everybody
We eat the bed, poop everywhere, and bother mommy!!