Nikki my dogue de bordeaux stole all our mcdonalds food while we washed our hands and buscuit left from breakfast off the stove and hid the evidence down in the couch
My name is Willa Iam not sorry I tried to eat an eyelid
I may look all cute and innocent, but late into the night I transform into the Ninja Nutbuster! I run across the bed faster than a bolt of lightning and on the way I bust my daddy’s nuts. If daddy doesn’t like it he can wear a cup to bed.
I rolled in stinky mulch 5 minutes after my bath!
I am on a mission to chew and destroy all of my mom’s underwear. Can’t stop, won’t stop.
$20 roll of double face tape gone. Blu denying he’s to blame. Look at these feet. Priceless.
I bring Turds in the house, but wait there is more. I then like to eat them as well