“no mom, i did NOT eat that toy that grandma sent all the way from Michigan.”
I’m so cute I can do no wrong!
“I Houdini my way out of my cage and get into trouble around the house when my parents are at work. The other day I climbed up on the couch and peed on my dad’s spot on the couch”
“Not only do I snore quite loudly in my sleep, but I also bark in my dreams, waking up and scaring my sleeping parents in the middle of the night”
Our new rescue, Delta, joined the shame club after chewing on dad’s nice shoes…on the floor of the master bedroom…2 feet from the bed…and thought the chewing and ripping would not wake me up.
It’s not a shame, Shaya wants to help all the dogs on the path to enlightement, since she is a zen buddhist dog, we hope yo make it! (=
“My names Tyr and I just ate mum’s +$100 Fossil purse. When I got caught I knew I was in trouble and peed myself.”