I jumped from a chair to a tall table and binge on Bourbon balls. The chocolate and booze binge cost mom $1,220 at the vet and I have a hangover.
Winston saw a poodle being walked and took off after it with his Mommy still holding the leash. I slipped on the ice and Winston dragged me through the snow, face down and stopped right in front of a row of lighted candy canes
I got bored… or a runny nose. I am trying to look ashamed.
This is a picture of my five month old chihuahua puppy Lullabelle. Not her best night, I must admit.
Hell hath no shame like a golden retriever scorned……
I played with the remote control while everyone was asleep and ordered 24 hours of porn on pay per view.
You’re welcome Dad.
I just couldn’t resist jumping up and eating a whole block of butter. Now mum and dad have the enjoyment of waiting for it to come out the other end!
I cost mom & dad $80 when I slammed my big head into the gas meter and the gas company had to come out and fix it.
I’ love causing mischief for my human family. I may be 10 years old but I still act like a puppy. #onlyasoldasyoufeel #noshame
During the 4 month of my life, I made sure Mom kept her style up by chewing on 4 Tshirts, 3 pairs of shorts, 5 pairs of underwear, 3 pairs of yoga pants, 2 pairs of jeans, a robe, a pair of flats, and, of course, those brown sandals from the picture. Who cares that they were Mom’s favorite? They are out of MY style!
XOX Oscar 😛