This is my inexplicable cat, Lola. She has no shame for any of her actions because she is the Queen of all creation.

My name is Woodrow. I am a sailfin pleco with an antisocial personality. I freak out every time my playful loach roommate tries to interact with me and I have dug up and killed every plant my mum has ever bought for me. I throw gravel and sand everywhere with my tail and make ridiculous mountains in my tank. Sometimes I don’t move for hours and hours and someone has to poke me to see if I’m alive. I don’t like this but I have been warned on numerous occasions. The main problem is that I am a handsome bugger and I know it. Woodrow x

I decided to have a party while Mom and Dad were at work…….Gibson

Leo here steals my Ponytail holders every night when I’m not looking. He than runs quickly to the dog’s water dish and drops them in. This is his “I’m not sorry face.”

I attack your legs and feet as you walk by to let you know “I love you”. I also love to take the pillow your sleeping on and snore really loud in your ear.

We had pizza crusts sitting on the table and left the room for a moment. Upon returning a couple of the crusts were missing. I wan not sure if he was taking them so I set him up next time. Bammm. No wonder he looked paranoid.

I have lots of toys to play with, but I would rather chew up things that are not mine. Like these wires to our trailer.

Hi! I’m Mobi. I ate hobo poop in the park. As soon as I got home, I licked master on his FACE. Then, after master threw up, I tried to eat that, too.

Ki-Ki knows he is not allowed on the counter, but he will ssttrreetcchhhh for a tuna sandwich.