Sammi our newest member has decided that she is gonna ruin EVERYTHING AROUND HER. Her hobby’s are CHEWING UP THE POOL NOODLES, YOUR SOCKS, chewing up your shoes, EATING YOUR FOOD RIGHT OFF YOUR PLATE (HER FAVORITE IS CORNDOGS!), LICKING YOUR FOOD WHEN YOU LEAVE THE ROOM THEN LETTING YOU COME BACK AND EAT IT, POOPING IN THE HOUSE BECAUSE I WANNA BE A JERK AND BARKING NON STOP WHEN YOU PUT ME IN THE KENNEL. My personal favorite thing to do is ignore you when your yelling at me and leave the room! SIMPLY PUT…I AM AN ASSHOLE!
Nice name calling, and yelling really helps doesn't it?