Shame Marley for stealing the chub of ground beef off of the kitchen counter while I left the room for 5 minutes.

I use my bed as a chew toy!!!

-Lulu

I have to steal my mommy’s blanket and bed then laugh about it

I ate Mommy’s Christmas Reindeer! It was so sparkly fun! Not at all sorry! Rowan.

Santa’s Naughty List

I thought I could post 2 pics. One of the shamed and one of his shameful act. I was wrong.

So, Damien, the shamed one in question gets separation anxiety. If I don’t crate him when I’m going to be gone for longer than about a half hour, something is getting destroyed.

I tore up a four-foot-tall Ficus tree that my mom bought as a 5-inch-tall plant and nurtured for TWENTY-TWO YEARS! (After walking past no fewer than 12 of my own chew-toys.)

I just had a bath and then rolled in the hay

They left me alone for 5 minutes; I was bored!!