When mom and dad were gone for 1 hour, I figured out how to open the treat drawer. I ate 4 new bags of treats, and 1 bag of pill pockets. I was so full that I couldn’t even curl up when I went to sleep. The next day my stomach hurt really bad, that is until I puked on the fireplace. I saved mom the need to clean it up and decided to eat it. I tried to earn some sympathy and limped around the house. Mom and dad weren’t impressed with my thespian skills.