My cousin was visiting us in Louisiana all the way from Chicago… I don’t like house guests so I peed on her make up bag. I am a bad cat.

My fiance went to the kitchen sink to check on the defrosting chicken we were going to make for dinner and it was gone. We go upstairs and see it on the floor chewed open with our cat Zippy enjoying a feast

My name is Fergus, I love to watch my mom open her mail and when she sets it down I lick the glue off the envelope. Afterwords I sit in a daze while I come off of a glue high.