I peed everywhere while my humans were sleeping

The sign reads I pooped under my mom’s bed and she just had neck sugery so she can’t clean it up until she calls someone to help her move the bed. ….

I chewed on my mom’s phone cord AND kindly put it in trash when I was done. Does she thank me for cleaning up after myself? No! She shames me! I WILL NOT put trash bags in potty box this week for her-no matter how she begs me-Nope, not doing it! Shame on her!

I jump in toilets when my Daddy is using them

Hi! My name is Pouncer, and I am a little terror! I am very naughty. I steal cat food in the night and wake my owners up.

The story I am telling you today is the time when Daddy got his new motorbike. It had a nice black seat and was lovely and hot to sit on. My female owner, Hermione, tried to take a photo of me. I didn’t like it, so I pooped on the motorbike seat AND FARTED ON MY FAMILY WHEN THEY TOLD ME OFF!
I am not ashamed because I think they deserve it. I am a terror, but I am also King of the house.

This is my cat Mischief, he does many naughty things but this is his latest one.

Louie just loves chewing cords