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I Pretended to Like the New kittens…Because I love kitten food…P.S. It was worth it. –Macho

Zamboni shows no shame! “All I wanted to do was help my humans with their income taxes. The puking was just a bonus”

While mommy was gone a week I liked to pee on the wall getting the baseboard and sheetrock soaked. So when mommy returned we tore it out!

My cousin was visiting us in Louisiana all the way from Chicago… I don’t like house guests so I peed on her make up bag. I am a bad cat.

My fiance went to the kitchen sink to check on the defrosting chicken we were going to make for dinner and it was gone. We go upstairs and see it on the floor chewed open with our cat Zippy enjoying a feast

My name is Fergus, I love to watch my mom open her mail and when she sets it down I lick the glue off the envelope. Afterwords I sit in a daze while I come off of a glue high.