The wife smelt burnt hair coming out of her shower and Big Mac, was nowhere to be found. When he finally emerged, we noticed he singed the hair on his foot. He attempted to lick a pan with leftover bacon grease in it and must have put his foot too close to the stove-top’s pilot light flame. Luckily he was not injured but our sanity (and our frying pan) was thoroughly licked!

My cat Hemi has a thing for sleeping in litter boxes and frequently licks windows and window screens. I’m go off on a limb here and guess maybe she needs therapy.

Sometimes I bathe my brother but sometimes I try to kill him!
NOT sorry.
– Elvie

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I Pretended to Like the New kittens…Because I love kitten food…P.S. It was worth it. –Macho

Zamboni shows no shame! “All I wanted to do was help my humans with their income taxes. The puking was just a bonus”

While mommy was gone a week I liked to pee on the wall getting the baseboard and sheetrock soaked. So when mommy returned we tore it out!

My cousin was visiting us in Louisiana all the way from Chicago… I don’t like house guests so I peed on her make up bag. I am a bad cat.

My fiance went to the kitchen sink to check on the defrosting chicken we were going to make for dinner and it was gone. We go upstairs and see it on the floor chewed open with our cat Zippy enjoying a feast