Mom was having a glass of wine after a long, hard day and letting dinner rest. Mom came in to find cat licking pan and dinner gone.
I steal bras. signed Gallifrey
I’m an awful little twat who knows he’s got Mommy wrapped around his little finger!!
Two of two
I just knock stuff over period. If you hear a crash, it is usually me.
One of two.
I knock over the trash and blame it on the dog.
I clawed the blind while my owners at the beach.
Im huge for a cat and don’t like my litter box…!