She doesn’t want her owner to like pet shaming so that she can’t be shamed.

Hi my name is Oliver the shit head! I like claw my owner’s back, legs, and neck, and I pee and puke everywhere on. But he still loves!

My name is Gallifrey. I tried to play bed mouse last night. It turned out to be Mom’s foot. When I bit her really hard she screamed and threw her foot out. Unfortunately she caught me in the move and I went flying off the bed and over the side…right on top of the big dog that doesn’t like me. I had to run for my life. I hid in the living room most of the night. I was able to sneak back in and sleep next to Mom about 2 in the morning.

Bubba here is a huge cat. Just enormous. He sometimes has trouble reaching his hind end for cleaning purposes. So now, he has stopped trying. Stanky Cat Butt is the result of this lack of effort on his part. Blarf. He now receives bi-weekly butt baths.

Unbeknown to us, Chewie here had pretty much ripped the frame away from a door on the one side. It was a room we used for storage so we never noticed it until we were moving out. Terrible.

No playoff game is safe, I am determined to always be the center of attention. Oh #hatedaddy

Every time I get to the final boss…

My name is Mocha and I’m 7 years old. Sure, I have my own food. But I LOVE to eat the new kitten’s food, instead. I have absolutely no willpower and will push the kitten out of the way, to get at her dish! Mommy has had to seperate us to opposite ends of the house, at feeding times, so I won’t get any fatter! No one has yet to offer a good enough reason why being fat is so bad for me, so I still try to sneak into the kitten’s room at mealtimes, hoping Mommy won’t notice 😉 I am a stubborn little fat cat, and I won’t give up until I resemble a pillow!

Dear Latte:
Caught in the Act asks: “How can I make my Mommy forget that I hissed and tried to smack her in the face, when she tried to trim my nails? Or forgive me when I’ve just been caught destroying her $30 iPad cord?? She’s so mad at me right now!”
Latte answers: “Fall asleep sitting up like this! Mommy will melt and make with the cuddles in the blink of an eye. Trust me, it works all the time!” 😉