Jack has no idea why he climbed the ladder.

‘I AM THE REASON WE OWN A BLACKLIGHT’

My name is Rascal. I’m the spawn of something from the underworld!

“I Luvs to bring Mama presents. I gave her da Locust, and it flew all da way up to da ceiling…da 24 foot ceiling.”

We just love scratching at the closet door in the bedroom to wake Mom up just so she can sit on the couch and watch us sleep. Why doesn’t she just go back to bed once we’re sleeping? Because we’ll start all over again!
-not sorry Glitch and Mooney

I stole treats from the cupboard but ate too many and had to return some…

I use my mom’s jeans as a scratching post while she is wearing them.

I throw up at 3am and eat it before mommy wakes up

I like to step in my own poop when I try to bury it, so my mommy has to wash my paws off a few times every day. She found this out when I stepped on her head at 6:45 A.M. the other day.

Love,
Luna