I Like Headphones

“I chewed up the young one’s headphones” and mommy thinks it’s the third pair. The worst part is I chewed them up when the young one wasn’t looking, and I tried to chew them even more when she was taking the picture!

Pookie the brat

Pookie is a spoiled little brat. She begs for food worse than a dog, taunts the stray cat we feed at the back door, drinks out of the fish tank knowing she isn’t allowed on the counter, and only wants attention on her command. Even though she’s rotten, we still love her.

P.S. she’s taunting the stray as I type this

Rope Pooper

I ate a 1 meter rope I was playing with and now when I poop I get scared by the poop clinging from the rope exiting my but and run around the house searing poop everywhere.

PS.: And I roll over it so besides cleaning the house my dad has to wash me too.