“I was just sitting here and the chair exploded ” -Morgan

ROCKY RUINED THE COUCH.

I peed on a old woman’s boot (while she was wearing them)

I start out pooping on the puppy pad, but mid shit I gotta turn around, sniff my turd, and finish on the carpet. Mama thinks its funny cause daddy has to clean it up.

I snuck out my cage and decided to discover the owners room to a whole new level.

I bit my dog sitters best friend. She had been really nice to me but I bit her anyway

My mum has no idea where all the bobbles go, and yea here’s another, oh she see’s me act normal

Oh but that face <3

While my mom was going pee, I broke my dad’s glasses.