Wow that was a quick shopping trip! Look what I did to your magazine and the backyard! I still have some of the magazine in my mouth.

Perseus, Hailey and Maggie are 5 month old English Mastiffs that have saved us from yet another evil door mat. They have also removed some wiring from somewhere to yet be discovered. They are not ashamed!!!

My mom too me to work but peed all over 3x and chewed up some customers.

Spring cleaning revealed that Marley has been leaving piles of puke under the bed.

She dug a hole in the backyard while we looked away… Then she slobbered dirt all over us

I brought Brody to work, and he got comfortable very quickly.

In my old age, I started stealing EVERY bit of food on the kitchen counter, including my dad’s chicken parm sandwich lunch….even though I JUST ate.

My name is Sky, and I have eating disorder. When my people are home I’m a sweet angel. We lay on the sofa, I get brushed, eat treats, etc. When they leave, I get an urge to eat the sofa – Yum! I think I’m being framed.