I ate gloves (40 $) and tuque (10 $) of my dad

I eat my sister spanky pants and barf them up on the couch!!!

I am guilty of the brutal and unprovoked attack on Duck! I am sorry, Katie (not really).

Koko is guilty of being such a piglet she will even eat her 3 yr olds crayons!

I ate my grandparents area rug. I plead the fifth.

Nikki my dogue de bordeaux stole all our mcdonalds food while we washed our hands and buscuit left from breakfast off the stove and hid the evidence down in the couch