Nope… I’m abbey and I didn’t eat this stuffed kitty’s face I swear it!

I pooped on mom nod dad’s bed, and then ate frozen poop in the yard–again.

I ate my boys favorite Green Bay Packer cap., and I like to find poop and eat it too!!!!

Somebody got hungry last night and decided to dig through the trash to see if I “wasted” any food….JACKPOT….Krystals!

Our 14 week old puppy Chloe was caught chewing my daughter’s favorite bootie, and she seemed so guilty, yet also a bit of “why did I get caught”…

My name is Emma Alice. I am a very bad little poodle girl. I eat cat poop and found a dead bird in the yard so I brought it in the house and bit my Mom when she tried to take it away. It’s not my fault the windows are too clean and the birds keep flying into them. My Dad always forgives me…….but not Mom.

Lazarus humps his bed while systematically destuffing it!!

I ate the remote in Mommy and Daddy’s room. Now they have to pay $15 for a new one. (The Dish network lady on the phone didn’t believe me when i said my dog ate it)

I like to run away