“I thought that if I ate money, I would poop gold.”

Charlie likes to eat money.

Dog waits for humans to get off and flush the toilet so he can drink the toilet water.

Sprout is also very good at filling up my shoes

Dork dog “I like to eat cat poop and bring it in the middle of the floor. Mom calls me disgusting but there’s no shame here!!!!! ”

Goldie “I follow behind him for left over turds!! I’m NOT ASHAMED!!!! “

Dork dog “I like to eat cat poop and bring it in the middle of the floor. Mom calls me disgusting but there’s no shame here!!!!! ”

Goldie “I follow behind him for left over turds!! I’m NOT ASHAMED!!!! “

I ate 8 dinner rolls

I jumped from a chair to a tall table and binge on Bourbon balls. The chocolate and booze binge cost mom $1,220 at the vet and I have a hangover.

I jumped from a chair to a tall table and binge on Bourbon balls. The chocolate and booze binge cost mom $1,220 at the vet and I have a hangover.

Winston saw a poodle being walked and took off after it with his Mommy still holding the leash. I slipped on the ice and Winston dragged me through the snow, face down and stopped right in front of a row of lighted candy canes