Hi! My name is Rocket and I like to chew up my Mom’s headphones while I’m sitting on her lap!

“I am terrified of my own poop, but I feel as though I have to poop right after mommy leaves for work.
So in my state of PANIC I track my poop everywhere and make mommy clean it all up as I nap because I hate baths and they make me sleepy.”

I sleep on the bed wen no1 home

Harry yelled at the repair men 🙁

Puffanutter (the Chihuahua): I farted and scared myself.
Gallifrey (the cat): I thought it was funny and had to check out the smell at the source.
Mom: Couldn’t stop laughing

I stole 4 Easter eggs from the counter top when no one was looking and ate them. My farts are stinky!