“I am terrified of my own poop, but I feel as though I have to poop right after mommy leaves for work.
So in my state of PANIC I track my poop everywhere and make mommy clean it all up as I nap because I hate baths and they make me sleepy.”

I sleep on the bed wen no1 home

Harry yelled at the repair men 🙁

Puffanutter (the Chihuahua): I farted and scared myself.
Gallifrey (the cat): I thought it was funny and had to check out the smell at the source.
Mom: Couldn’t stop laughing

I stole 4 Easter eggs from the counter top when no one was looking and ate them. My farts are stinky!

Maisie was found to have foil from Easter eggs on her bed! We could not figure out how they got there, only to find she had found Easter eggs hidden in her mums bedroom and she had eaten the lot, foil included!