Mum was just defrosting some puff pastry. I can’t believe she wasn’t making her own from scratch so I peed on it.

Multi tasker: Can look guilty for chewing up your brand new brush and expect you to toss the ball at the same time.

My name is Ruby. I did not stop the thieves who stole the cookies from our kitchen!

They will be back!

I Eat Cat Turds From My Sisters’ Poop Box!!!

I SWEAR TO GOD IT WASN’T ME!!!

So my lizard ate a tomato…