Belle sure acts like a clown when it comes to eating the cats poo, picking tissue out of the bathroom garbage and chasing all the cats. My sister sure is blessed.

Bad Santa Kitty.

“AND MOMMA AND DADDY SAY I CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS… MERRY CHRISTMAS, <3 OAKLEY” This is in addition to (in 3 years) the carpet on one step, 2 pairs of Oakley Sunglasses, 1 pair of less expensive sunglasses, 2 Macbook power cords, 1 pair of motorcycle boots, 1 Harry Potter book spine, all of the couch pillows……………….

Hootie loves to dress up!

Yesterday it was an entire pound of pecans. Today it was lasagna and the bowl that it was in

Lola has had the same little fabric ball for 3 years. She got a hold of Santa’s hat and it took her 10 seconds to shred the ball. (She is 10).

Trooper (cat) “I got a can of Cher Boyardee off the counter”
Misty (dog) “I helped him eat it.”

My mom was packing for a weekend in Chicago and I hate it when she leaves me with grandma. So when she went upstairs to grab a few last minute things, I decided to start unpacking her stuff. I thought she was never ever going to come back home ever again, so I panicked…

Hi, my name is Rufus and I am a Californian bulldog. I have had no respect for how hard my master works for the money that provides roof over my and my brothers head. I have wrongly destroyed a custom made wooden panel that cost well over £2000. This is not the first time I destroy one of his expensive possessions. I find new ways to circumvent the precautions he take to keep his human things “safe”. I am and feel like a good for nothing vandal. I am truly sorry, Daddy.
//Rufus

my mum n dad love me, but i can be trying!