He’s adorable, that’s how he gets away with it!

I’m babysitting my daughter’s toy schnauzer, Mystery, and she made a chew toy of my shoe. She feels totally bad about it but claims shoes are unnecessary .

I put an orphan baby bunny in a box, bottle fed the baby bunny some milk replacement, set him up with a heating pad and comfy bed and, when I woke up in the morning, I found my cat sleeping in the box having eaten my baby bunny

I put an orphan baby bunny in a box, bottle fed the baby bunny some milk replacement, set him up with a heating pad and comfy bed and, when I woke up in the morning, I found my cat sleeping in the box having eaten my baby bunny

I was very bad!!!

I just ripped up all the edges of the brand new carpet – ‘do I look like I give a ‘%$£%!’

My name is Ruby, I am over a year old and have never laid a single egg. My sisters lay eggs every day. Mom had to get another chicken this year to make up for my Slacker Ways. I still run to get treats and stuff.

My mommy takes me outside to use the potty and I don’t, then she brings me inside and I crap all over the floor

-Charlie

When mommy rubs lotion on the bottom of my shell, I pee on her. It never fails.
-Damion