I like to break candle warmers while trying to hide from the evil man pushing the vacuum cleaner!

It’s been a hard day’s night
And I’ve been working like a dog
It’s been a hard day’s night
I should be sleeping like a log
But when I stay home alone
I find things to chew
Will make me feel alright.

You know I work all day
To get you piss off and get myself in trouble
And it’s worth it just to hear you say
Oh no, baby you’ve ruined the house again
So why on earth should I chew
‘Cause when I stay home alone
You know I feel Okay
Your time is due, it’s my time TO CHEW
But my love for you IS TRUE.

I spread trash all over the yard …. sorry!

I eat my bed :/

Hi, I’m Emma and I eat anything that takes the attention away from from me. I’m the reason we can’t have nice things.

Apparently I couldn’t spell in the first shaming…