HAPPY HALLOWEEN IM SO SCARED

Kira enjoys eating pumpkins and doing her own creative pumpkin carvings!

Lulu eats jalapeños so i will stay home and hang out with her.

This is my rescue cat milo, he’s got one eye and likes to pee in my bag

If there’s nobody to cuddle with, they’ll cuddle with each other.

I ate the TV remote… AND the replacement within hours of its delivery. I also chase the cats, love to eat horse poo and chase small children in the park to steal their sticks and balls. Basically, I’m a douche.

Vegas, a 40 year old Yellow Naped Amazon who likes to sing opera, showtunes, and otherwise geeks out with his beak out when only owls are awake.

I like to get ahold of my mom’s tinfoil when she leaves it out. I’m a little idiot.

I chewed in my ass and made it bleed and scabb. And wouldn’t leave it alone. Now I have to wear the cone of shame. (I try to knock it off when my dads not looking
By running it into the door way. It worked once now it just feels a bit tighter?

Baby poo from a dirty nappy is good! It upsets my parents when I tear them open and leave pee and poo over the floor, I just can’t help myself!