She makes sure to ONLY pick out the nastiest things on her daily trash dive.

I like rolling in mud and sitting on the couch

Shit eating, house destroying, guest mauling… Ha! That’s just routine for these two professionals. Recently, India upped the stakes though when, on a hike, she found and rolled in human excrement. It was a long walk and drive home before we could shampoo her (4Xs). Yeah. She’s definitely beating Peru. This week.

I’m Stella a 4lb chihuahua. If you give me treats I’m sweet. If you don’t well look at my pic <3

I was sitting here checking out other shamed dogs, when my dog stops ripping strings out long enough to toss the boned rope through the air into my glass tv stand, snapping my poor gnome right off his leg…

What a butthead…

My mom tells me no. But somehow I manage to find a bee outside everyday, play with it, then eat it. It stings me everytime. From, Bear.

We are two very playful pups who are bored out of our minds. Our owners don’t seem to love us as they never take us to the dog park to let us have a good run and a sniff of the other dog’s behinds. Instead, we bark all day long. Cujo has a deep scary bark and I am a little yappy mongrel.