I ate 8 dinner rolls

I jumped from a chair to a tall table and binge on Bourbon balls. The chocolate and booze binge cost mom $1,220 at the vet and I have a hangover.

I jumped from a chair to a tall table and binge on Bourbon balls. The chocolate and booze binge cost mom $1,220 at the vet and I have a hangover.

Winston saw a poodle being walked and took off after it with his Mommy still holding the leash. I slipped on the ice and Winston dragged me through the snow, face down and stopped right in front of a row of lighted candy canes

I got bored… or a runny nose. I am trying to look ashamed.

This is a picture of my five month old chihuahua puppy Lullabelle. Not her best night, I must admit.

Hell hath no shame like a golden retriever scorned……

I played with the remote control while everyone was asleep and ordered 24 hours of porn on pay per view.
You’re welcome Dad.
Clifford

I just couldn’t resist jumping up and eating a whole block of butter. Now mum and dad have the enjoyment of waiting for it to come out the other end!