ROCKY RUINED THE COUCH.
ROCKY RUINED THE COUCH.
I peed on a old woman’s boot (while she was wearing them)
I start out pooping on the puppy pad, but mid shit I gotta turn around, sniff my turd, and finish on the carpet. Mama thinks its funny cause daddy has to clean it up.
When winter came around this year, Wilma discovered how warm and cozy the cable box was. It was only a matter of time before I discovered just how comfortable she’d become spending every day and every night perched slothfully upon it.
I snuck out my cage and decided to discover the owners room to a whole new level.
I bit my dog sitters best friend. She had been really nice to me but I bit her anyway
My mum has no idea where all the bobbles go, and yea here’s another, oh she see’s me act normal
Oh but that face <3
While my mom was going pee, I broke my dad’s glasses.