I like to hide in the shower and scare the people who live here.

I get a little crazy when moths or other insects come into the house. I chase them with reckless disregard for my surroundings. I often knock over lamps, picture frames, or other things that my owner values. But it’s okay because I need to catch the moth.

I thought it would be fun to run outside and play hide and seek – too bad i didn’t tell mommie and daddy that we would be playing under the abandoned shed three houses away..!
They spent the whole day “seeking” me… After putting my picture up everywhere…!
I’m not allowed out of the bedroom now…

I flooded the bathroom because the tension ring on the washing machine looked like a shiny hair tie!

I discovered where Mom put the catnip. I stole it off of the counter, ripped the bag open, and had a party while my family was eating dinner.