Cats Rule

I rule the house, so when mom decided she would stay up all night and keep me awake I followed her every move and when I finally got her attention I popped a squat and took a long pee in the corner of her room as I gave her “the look” then I got in bed and went to sleep. -Dex

Bath kitty

After mom takes a bath I sneak in the bathroom just so I can pee on the towels that she puts down so she won’t get her feet dirty after her bath because there wet. Because I can. And I don’t get in trouble because I’m just that damn cute.
-Cici the cat

But I’m Pretty

My name is Sky, and I have eating disorder. When my people are home I’m a sweet angel. We lay on the sofa, I get brushed, eat treats, etc. When they leave, I get an urge to eat the sofa – Yum! I think I’m being framed.