Jaws of Steel
I ate gloves (40 $) and tuque (10 $) of my dad
My name is Bat Cat and I threw up in the toaster and shorted it out. The house smelled like burning cat vomit for HOURS! (Muahaha!)
I steal my mommy’s (unopened) tampons and kick them all over the house
I eat my sister spanky pants and barf them up on the couch!!!
I am guilty of the brutal and unprovoked attack on Duck! I am sorry, Katie (not really).