“BTW…add cupcakes to your grocery list.”
“I was craving a midnight snack.”
“Shame on her.”
he’s always been picky about his veggies
“What do u mean that wasn’t a new chew toy? I thought I was supposed to find what was inside it.”
My name is Cooper and I hate when I’m left by myself. Even if it’s just long enough for Dad to get a shower. I’m so ashamed, but don’t worry I’ll do it again.
I peed on the carpet THE DAY AFTER it was professionally cleaned!