I cost mom & dad $80 when I slammed my big head into the gas meter and the gas company had to come out and fix it.
I use my mom’s jeans as a scratching post while she is wearing them.
I’ love causing mischief for my human family. I may be 10 years old but I still act like a puppy. #onlyasoldasyoufeel #noshame
I throw up at 3am and eat it before mommy wakes up
During the 4 month of my life, I made sure Mom kept her style up by chewing on 4 Tshirts, 3 pairs of shorts, 5 pairs of underwear, 3 pairs of yoga pants, 2 pairs of jeans, a robe, a pair of flats, and, of course, those brown sandals from the picture. Who cares that they were Mom’s favorite? They are out of MY style!
XOX Oscar 😛
I didn’t like the cut of his jib.
my name is Barney. I am a rescue dog. I show my appreciation by digging huge holes all over the yard, stealing anything dropped or left on the floor and chewing it up then throwing it up. Today I ate a hole in the new carpet right through the padding.
I like to step in my own poop when I try to bury it, so my mommy has to wash my paws off a few times every day. She found this out when I stepped on her head at 6:45 A.M. the other day.