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Cord chewer
I Pretended to Like the New Kittens
I Pretended to Like the New kittens…Because I love kitten food…P.S. It was worth it. –Macho
Bad Bunny
Right after we changed the bedding, Nugget decides to do the biggest wee ever whilst sat right next to me on the bed! Not impressed!
Chewer
I have a nasty habit of biting myself after I got in big trouble for chewing things in the house
Income Tax Time
Zamboni shows no shame! “All I wanted to do was help my humans with their income taxes. The puking was just a bonus”
I Miss Mommy
While mommy was gone a week I liked to pee on the wall getting the baseboard and sheetrock soaked. So when mommy returned we tore it out!
I hate house guests
My cousin was visiting us in Louisiana all the way from Chicago… I don’t like house guests so I peed on her make up bag. I am a bad cat.
Protesting an empty bowl
MLB Slide Rule
My Daddy won’t tolerate anyone arguing with the MLB when they change any game rules
My kitty stole my chicken
My fiance went to the kitchen sink to check on the defrosting chicken we were going to make for dinner and it was gone. We go upstairs and see it on the floor chewed open with our cat Zippy enjoying a feast