I like to stick my paw in my water bowl. (Now it smells like my POOP!)
Lightning gave me a LIVE snake for my birthday. I’m deathly afraid of snakes,but she meant well
Nikki my dogue de bordeaux stole all our mcdonalds food while we washed our hands and buscuit left from breakfast off the stove and hid the evidence down in the couch
My name is Willa Iam not sorry I tried to eat an eyelid
I miss being an only furbaby so I’ve decided to start marking my territory everywhere (except the litterbox)… -Ozzie
I may look all cute and innocent, but late into the night I transform into the Ninja Nutbuster! I run across the bed faster than a bolt of lightning and on the way I bust my daddy’s nuts. If daddy doesn’t like it he can wear a cup to bed.
Translation (sorry for my english): “I love wallowing in dog’s pee and then smell like *ss”.
The amount of money we spend on food for this Diva is ridiculous! She’ll eat one kind for a while, the act like it’s poison. This starts an expensive cycle as we look for something new. She’s lucky she’s cute!