I ate my grandparents area rug. I plead the fifth.
This is Turbos second shaming, we’re sure it won’t be his last. He’s not even sorry.
I make sure mom is always thinking of me!
I like to stick my paw in my water bowl. (Now it smells like my POOP!)
Lightning gave me a LIVE snake for my birthday. I’m deathly afraid of snakes,but she meant well
Nikki my dogue de bordeaux stole all our mcdonalds food while we washed our hands and buscuit left from breakfast off the stove and hid the evidence down in the couch