Sometimes I bathe my brother but sometimes I try to kill him!
NOT sorry.
– Elvie
Yummy Brother
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
No explanation needed.
Can’t we go back to the way it used to be?
Ace had a nice, peaceful life until we brought Harley home. It had been years since Ace had an accident in the house, then 1 week after Harley came home this happened.
Cord chewer
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I Pretended to Like the New Kittens
I Pretended to Like the New kittens…Because I love kitten food…P.S. It was worth it. –Macho
Bad Bunny
Right after we changed the bedding, Nugget decides to do the biggest wee ever whilst sat right next to me on the bed! Not impressed!
Chewer
I have a nasty habit of biting myself after I got in big trouble for chewing things in the house
Income Tax Time
Zamboni shows no shame! “All I wanted to do was help my humans with their income taxes. The puking was just a bonus”
I Miss Mommy
While mommy was gone a week I liked to pee on the wall getting the baseboard and sheetrock soaked. So when mommy returned we tore it out!
I hate house guests
My cousin was visiting us in Louisiana all the way from Chicago… I don’t like house guests so I peed on her make up bag. I am a bad cat.