I chewed the remote and discovered that batteries taste tingly…
Duke has a bad habit of pulling stuffing out of comforters and pillows and then sleeping in the wreckage.
Whenever you hold our cat (Jo-jo) Mia gets jealous and starts to sniff Jo-jo’s butt
My pup has some gas problems due to old age. His eye is missing due to cancer. His farts are so bad his daddy puts cotton balls in his nose.
My allegiance is being questioned!
My name is Violet and I can’t stop eating poop…. Dog poop, cat poop, bird poop, any poop will do. My Mom yells at me but I can’t stop… It is my version of crack—I’m addicted. So now my Mom has to watch me like a hawk when we go for our walks.
Tree stayed up for 2 weeks before they had a oops
My parrot is afraid of his own feathers once they leave his body. He won’t go near a fallen feather. www.lifewithben.com