My name is Spartacus, and I am a giant puppy afraid of everything! I heard a squeaking swing and tore my moms meniscus trying to run away. She needs knee surgery now.
Hi! My name is Pouncer, and I am a little terror! I am very naughty. I steal cat food in the night and wake my owners up.
The story I am telling you today is the time when Daddy got his new motorbike. It had a nice black seat and was lovely and hot to sit on. My female owner, Hermione, tried to take a photo of me. I didn’t like it, so I pooped on the motorbike seat AND FARTED ON MY FAMILY WHEN THEY TOLD ME OFF!
I am not ashamed because I think they deserve it. I am a terror, but I am also King of the house.