This is my inexplicable cat, Lola. She has no shame for any of her actions because she is the Queen of all creation.

My name is Woodrow. I am a sailfin pleco with an antisocial personality. I freak out every time my playful loach roommate tries to interact with me and I have dug up and killed every plant my mum has ever bought for me. I throw gravel and sand everywhere with my tail and make ridiculous mountains in my tank. Sometimes I don’t move for hours and hours and someone has to poke me to see if I’m alive. I don’t like this but I have been warned on numerous occasions. The main problem is that I am a handsome bugger and I know it. Woodrow x