“We went to the dog park, and while the other dogs wanted to play with me, all I wanted to do was pee on and/or snarl at everyone, so we had to leave, and now everyone at the dog park knows Mom & Dad as “those people with the a****le dog.”
2 litter boxes and I still prefer the bathroom floor.
I chew up my Human’s headphones. (I’ve ruined 4 already!)
I like to meow VERY loudly to be let inside, then run away when someone opens the door. -Chess
I must really love stepping in my poo and walking ALL over the house because I have done it 4 times this week already! – Scamper
Who me??? Charlie caught in the act .
My name is Boobah, and I have NO SHAME!
I like to…
– Get in the cupboard over the fridge and under the bathroom sinks, and the closets
– Chew and lick plastic packaging (Mom called it pica)
– Claw my aunt’s sofa(And I taught my little brother to do this!)
– Sit my fat butt on sleeping humans’ rib cages
– Run out the front door
-Steal grandma’s chair when she gets up
– Sit on the mouse’s cage and the guppies’ tank, even though I could possibly BREAK THEM
Once I am left alone, I think everything left on the counter is mine. This time I only ate the baby’s food but sometimes I get an entire banana bread.
I’m a little twat that likes to try to eat all the food before the other cat, then my tummy hurts so I throw up all over the house every day. I’m not ashamed. -Bandit