“I heard Santa might bring me a new bed for Xmas so I ate this one to seal the deal”…”I encouraged her”
Ate my bed
Pixie Destroyer of Boxes
Pixie Dust Winstead is our 2 year old siamese ragdoll rescue she loves anything that resembles a box. Her Motto is ” If I fits I sits” she suffers from anxiety so she chews cardboard. If left alone Pixie can shred an entire shoe box in less that an hour. It makes for more room in the trash yet more mess to clean. Never the less we love her because she is sweet and Beautiful!
Coco is an evil Puppy!
Coco is our new Beagle mix Pup who is developing a nice case of separation anxiety. She decided to take out her puppy loneliness and frustrations on my $200 pair of Kaenon Sunglasses last night.
Polly Wants a Paperback
Ducky is a 6-year-old Sun Conure. Both his parents are authors, and sometimes he gets a little jealous of the special place books hold in their lives. One fateful day, he snuck behind the bookshelf and got his revenge against the paper menace. This is an especially deep betrayal since he serves as the mascot for his mama’s children’s book series, which celebrates birds!
Submitted by Emlyn Chand and Falcon Storm
If you give a cat some kibble…
… he’ll want some marshmallows to go with it.
No decoration is safe
I am evil, and I will destroy X-mas. I am not ashamed. Love, Buttercup
I barfed in the shower
My name is Asha and I barfed in my grandparents’ shower. I regret nothing.
#Mr Mayhem
I found a bag of trash stashed in the back yard
And spread it across a 25 sqft area. My mom thinks one of us needs to be medicated – I’m thinking it’s her!
I got BUSTED
I l icked chocolate
I licked my Daddy’s Roommate’s expensive chocolate bar and then threw up on it. (and hit the senior yearbook nearby, too)