I peed everywhere while my humans were sleeping
My name is Sky, and I have eating disorder. When my people are home I’m a sweet angel. We lay on the sofa, I get brushed, eat treats, etc. When they leave, I get an urge to eat the sofa – Yum! I think I’m being framed.
The sign reads I pooped under my mom’s bed and she just had neck sugery so she can’t clean it up until she calls someone to help her move the bed. ….
I chewed on my mom’s phone cord AND kindly put it in trash when I was done. Does she thank me for cleaning up after myself? No! She shames me! I WILL NOT put trash bags in potty box this week for her-no matter how she begs me-Nope, not doing it! Shame on her!
My name is Spartacus, and I am a giant puppy afraid of everything! I heard a squeaking swing and tore my moms meniscus trying to run away. She needs knee surgery now.
My name is Ruby, I am over a year old and have never laid a single egg. My sisters lay eggs every day. Mom had to get another chicken this year to make up for my Slacker Ways. I still run to get treats and stuff.
I jump in toilets when my Daddy is using them