I puke , I eat and roll in it, and I surprise my sleeping Mom with great big vile sour kisses. I then pee on her bed because I am so excited to give her such a great gift. I am so thoughtful, not sorry!
This is probably at least number 50!
Only the freshest of water will do, and if you want to find the freshest, you gotta taste em all!
I steal sex toys from my mom and dad and carry them to guests
This little school pet hamster managed to somehow escape her cage in the middle of the night and was MIA for nearly 12 hours! She later just showed up in one of the corners of the room. We have no idea where she was hiding! We now have to duct tape her cage closed.
Tokito ate a weeks worth of his cat mince in one sitting, consequently can’t even walk now for the food coma!
Great watch dog and protector of my home
Nala does this every day! Even after we have stuffed items behind the unit to preven her getting in!! She deserves a shaming
I got into a new bag of greenies and ate them all.
I am a garbage junkie. I used to be stealthy, but now I’m so chubby that I just get stuck!