dodged the first puddle, stepped in the second one hidden under the kitchen table..
Hello, my name is Moonshine the English bulldog. I chew and eat everything that could possibly be digested. (Seriously.) I’m on my third iPhone charger, second staircase, AND a remote. Oh, and I am NOT sorry! Momma and daddy love me anyway. (And yes, I’m in doggie jail and will commit my crimes again.)
When The Folks are not home, I steal loaves of bread, eat half, bury some in the cat box and the couch, make a huge cat litter mess, abrade my nose raw and bloody trying to shove bread chunks between the couch cushions and then eat Cat Poo for dessert. New Name = BredTheef Maybe Winter is getting to be a bit too long.