dodged the first puddle, stepped in the second one hidden under the kitchen table..
Im sorry, but I will do it again…
we ate the cat treats…
Murder!
Loki came into our bedroom climbed on the shelve and scooped out our pet fish Kip. Poor Kip never had a chance against this mainecoon.
Innocent even though proven guilty.
Hello, my name is Moonshine the English bulldog. I chew and eat everything that could possibly be digested. (Seriously.) I’m on my third iPhone charger, second staircase, AND a remote. Oh, and I am NOT sorry! Momma and daddy love me anyway. (And yes, I’m in doggie jail and will commit my crimes again.)
Rudy earns his badge of shame today.
Rudy earns his badge of shame today.
Bra Thief
I am a bra thief. This is the second one I stole today…not counting the one I hid in the hallway. No laundry basket is safe from me.
Signed
Gallifrey
Bread Thief and Cat Poo Eater
When The Folks are not home, I steal loaves of bread, eat half, bury some in the cat box and the couch, make a huge cat litter mess, abrade my nose raw and bloody trying to shove bread chunks between the couch cushions and then eat Cat Poo for dessert. New Name = BredTheef Maybe Winter is getting to be a bit too long.
Selective Hearing
I just have selective hearing…
Pin Eater
Sophie watched mom work on costumes for three days waiting for the pin fusion to be left unattended………. then it happened.
I eat sheets
I wait until my parents fall asleep and then I snack on their sheets.