I am not going to name names but SOMEONE got into my lipstick..
I eat my own barf.
Leonardo da vinci (Leo) gives us all love bites because he loves us soooo much he wants to eat us. He mostly likes to bite ANYWHERE on your FACE.
Hi I’m Teddy.
I loved eating my moms new blue chair. What can I say, I thought it was ugly… and my food bowl was empty!!!. I’ll show her!
Doesnt she know blue is not the new black! I’ll show her who’s a better decorator!
I poop on the floor even though my litter box is clean.
My dogs saw another dog and I grabbed the collar of one and the other chased the dog. I picked up one and offered the other a treat and by this time the person stood still so my dog wouldn’t follow into a busy road. I get both of them to the door and the other turns around and runs across the street.
My name is Molly & I am a heat seeking missile for fresh,clean, cat hair free laundry.
Just because I look cute due to my royal curls…so she puts fairy wings on me!! Does she not realise I’m a boy… no shame!!! #dogshame
This is my forgive me face… after I’ve ransacked the kitchen for the 100th time!!! P.S. it was the cat…