Raphael is a strange cat. He likes raw pie dough. If you try to make a pie, he will steal only the crust, directly off the top of the pie and run off with it!
Our parrot has figured out how to rip the keys off of the keyboard. He also chewed the router’s power cord. He clearly has a love/hate relationship with tech.
A spider built its web exactly in the door opening and I walked into it.
i sneak into my owners room and sleep in her bed
He’s adorable, that’s how he gets away with it!
I’m babysitting my daughter’s toy schnauzer, Mystery, and she made a chew toy of my shoe. She feels totally bad about it but claims shoes are unnecessary .
I put an orphan baby bunny in a box, bottle fed the baby bunny some milk replacement, set him up with a heating pad and comfy bed and, when I woke up in the morning, I found my cat sleeping in the box having eaten my baby bunny