My name is Monroe, and when my Mommy and Daddy leave I get so scared they won’t come back for me. The best solution I have is to lick myself crazy and pretty much bathe in my own saliva. It works everytime. They always come back for me.
Tree stayed up for 2 weeks before they had a oops
My parrot is afraid of his own feathers once they leave his body. He won’t go near a fallen feather. www.lifewithben.com
JoJo is my red eyed demon but I love him.
I got into the chocolate when my mom was making chocolate covered strawberries that’s why I am a bad Stella.
Bella ate my birthday cake before I even got a chance to get a piece.