JoJo is my red eyed demon but I love him.
I got into the chocolate when my mom was making chocolate covered strawberries that’s why I am a bad Stella.
Bella ate my birthday cake before I even got a chance to get a piece.
What do expect? You locked me in the kitchen with a swimming pool noodle.
I left a dozen cupcakes On the table while I walked into the kitchen to put the icing bowl in the sink. When I came back into the dining room, he had licked the frosting off two cupcakes. And was very pleased about it.
I just ate a 24 ounce ribeye steak that was supposed to be cooked for dinner.
When my Daddy and Mommy leave me at home to go to work or anywhere without me I pee on their bed the same place where my bad butt slees comfy and warm.
“My mom thought I was a girl… But then I showed her my male organ! She screamed!” – Terry Tortilla the Tortoise
Sirius Black eats his 3rd bed in his 1 year, 4 month existence.