I just ripped up all the edges of the brand new carpet – ‘do I look like I give a ‘%$£%!’
My name is Ruby, I am over a year old and have never laid a single egg. My sisters lay eggs every day. Mom had to get another chicken this year to make up for my Slacker Ways. I still run to get treats and stuff.
My mommy takes me outside to use the potty and I don’t, then she brings me inside and I crap all over the floor
When mommy rubs lotion on the bottom of my shell, I pee on her. It never fails.
When nobody is looking I Pee everywhere!!!
Trigger likes to be naughty all the time, his latest was letting our two dogs out of the back yard.
What’s more, I’ve tried to eat this sheet of paper…
This little school pet hamster managed to somehow escape her cage in the middle of the night and was MIA for nearly 12 hours! She later just showed up in one of the corners of the room. We have no idea where she was hiding! We now have to duct tape her cage closed.