I put an orphan baby bunny in a box, bottle fed the baby bunny some milk replacement, set him up with a heating pad and comfy bed and, when I woke up in the morning, I found my cat sleeping in the box having eaten my baby bunny
I just ripped up all the edges of the brand new carpet – ‘do I look like I give a ‘%$£%!’
My name is Ruby, I am over a year old and have never laid a single egg. My sisters lay eggs every day. Mom had to get another chicken this year to make up for my Slacker Ways. I still run to get treats and stuff.
My mommy takes me outside to use the potty and I don’t, then she brings me inside and I crap all over the floor
When mommy rubs lotion on the bottom of my shell, I pee on her. It never fails.
When nobody is looking I Pee everywhere!!!
Trigger likes to be naughty all the time, his latest was letting our two dogs out of the back yard.
What’s more, I’ve tried to eat this sheet of paper…