My name is Mama and I only weigh 4lbs, however managed to not only eat a 2×2 hole in the carpet in front of my mommy’s bedroom door, but I also felt the need to eat the crotch out of every pair of her underwear that was on the floor and in the hamper. Not impressed? I did this in less than 30 minutes. I don’t get to roam free at all when she’s not here anymore.