My name is Balboa, I do bad things! I steal the nursing pillow cause I think it’s mine, I sit on my little brothers head, I also steal his socks right off his feet! I don’t like other boy dogs so I can’t go to off leash parks, I fight with other dogs through the fence, I have ruined EVERY set of blinds in the house cause I hate them being closed, I also eat my food to fast puke it up at the front door and then eat it again. I also think mom and dads bed is mine and give them dirty looks when they kick me off. I have no concept of personal space either.