I’m the worse dog on this site

My name is Indiana Jones. I am the worse dog in the world. I eat EVERYTHING including shoes, the contents of the bin, clothes, important letters and documents, my Mum’s dinner ( while she is trying to eat it) the kids toys including the Play Station and drag clean washing outside into the mud. Now I have to live outside so I dig up the garden despite my family constantly walking me for hours on end. I sit on the table and stare at them through the window. I am a living nightmare. I have no shame because I am an idiot.

21 thoughts on “I’m the worse dog on this site

  1. Maybe you should all see the joke. He gets walked and walked and walked but he is a husky who always wants another. He's Beautiful. You need an education in humour. He is very well looked after – look at him

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