Jasmine Loves Turtle Turds

My name is Jasmine. I live in Florida. My humans have bought me over a dozen cat toys (including an Angry Bird filled with catnip) but I prefer to play with turtle turds left by the gopher tortoise in the back yard. I bring them into the house and leave them on the couch. I am not ashamed (but I did refuse to have my photo taken with an actual turd in the picture).

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