My name is Kona Bella and I use my age to my advantage. When mom and dad are at work making money to feed and spoil me, I like to pretend I can’t tell the difference between a shag carpet and grass. I have no problem sleeping on MY couch all day without incident when they are home though! They are on carpet #4 and stopped buying me my own personal, shagged indoor grass pad.

P.S. I wonder if they know my baby brother scoots all over the carpet when they’re not here either…