I MAY LOOK LIKE A PRINCESS BUT I EAT POOP

My name is Lizzie and I am a poop eater. I do not enjoy my gummy baby poop so I follow my brother and sister around and steal their crumbly fragrent poop. What I can’t eat immediately, I save on my mommie’s bed. I could not be trusted with a sign in my picture because in addition to poop I like to top my meals off with paper and wood. Mommy calls me a billy goat, my name is not Billy! My brother Harry helped me get that stupid bow out of my hair so I could eat that too.

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