My name is Hank. I have a Nylabone, a kong, rawhides, and many plushes, but when Mom and Dad aren’t looking I choose their ornaments instead. I got sentenced to jail for 20 minutes and I’m not allowed to speak in there or else the time starts over. It’s okay though, they understand I’m still just puppy and they love me all the same. They even make me give them kisses when I get out of jail so that we all know there’s no hard feelings.