My name is Piper. I is a VERY bad girl. In doggy science we is learning about the “Poppy Cycle” It is like the Water Cycle, ‘cept with poop. First I has to eat cat food. Next I throw up catfood. Then I eat the throw up AND a hairball. Then I has to poop it. Then I eat the poop. My Mommy says I ‘scusting. I is a VERY BAD GIRL!!!