Okay so I sit on my sister EVERY time we’re on the sofa together. I chase leaves and squirrels during my walkies. The leaves and squirrels don’t even need to be in my path, they can be 5 blocks away. I am outside constantly but I still find it necessary to take a dump on the carpet in the bedroom. I am a bully in the dog park. I destroy every toy that I am given and I refuse to listen to my babysitter. Now, may I please have my treat????