Couch patato

My mommy renamed me from Candy to couch patato. I have been on a constant diet for the past year and cost my mommy a lot of money. But to spite het I will then steal the other dogs food, their pooh and eat my daddy”s work shoes until I am full. I don’t want to walk or play. I only want love, affection an lying on the couch sleeping all day.

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