To: Kristin
With Love, Paikea

At first I was like, OMG I got a Valentine? Who gave me a Valentine? Then I was like, OMG is it a centipede? I LOVE centipedes, Then I was like OMG is it a mustache? Wait…is it? Yep, it’s a mustache! Sweet! Then I was like, let’s bit it, then bat it around a little, and then try it on for size! And then let’s try it on while I lay down like a cat.

I LOVE MY MUSTACHE. My mom has one but she is always trying to bleach hers. But not me- I love mine! Thank you for the Valentine’s mustache.