Separation Anxiety Suzi

My puppy Suzi is a sweetheart, and loves people. And, as equally as she loves people, she just as much hates being left alone. When alone, it is time for poopy playtime. This particular incident was quite upsetting.

“Hi, my name is Suzi. When my mommy leaves me alone for 5 or more minutes, I like to poop on her roommate’s bed and then play in my mess. I claim that this behavior is an adverse side affect of Separation Anxiety, but, really and truly, I am just a shit-smearing bitch. AND, SO NOT SORRY. Love, Suzi.”

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