My names Louis, my owners bought a beautiful new rug. I like this rug, its soft and gentle on my paws. Today whilst my owner was tidying up, I sniffed the Rug, scratched at it for a bit, waddled my rear down onto it, raised my nose in the air, and laid a big brown egg for them. My owner shouted with glee at me for making such a wonderful present. She then made me wear this sign saying how good I’d been!