Hi I’m Beau!
When I visit my sister’s house, I wait until she leaves and dig through her bathroom trash. And eat it! Then I sleep on all of her couches, (Dad says I don’t do it at home. He just never catches me!) steal the kids’ pillows (when they are using them!) and blankets to sleep on instead of my nice big bed. I like to eat the cat’s REALLY expensive food. (The cat was MAD!)
But, I’m really cute and have three legs, so no one stays mad at me.
I”M NOT ASHAMED!!! and will do it again! (Tonight!!)