Ichabod and Rupert are extremely intelligent and inquisitive pot-bellied pigs. They love things that make noise, and they love exploring their surroundings. While I was out at the store (buying them food and treats, no less), they decided to tear apart my desk and bedroom, going through plastic bins, my dresser and my desk, taking every piece of paper out of the drawers that they could, because they liked the sound it made when it ripped and crinkled in their mouths. How I’m going to explain my lack of files to my boss, I’ll never know.