Maybe I made a mistake in naming my cat after fictional royalty, because its going to her head a bit.
After all, why should a princess do her business in a litter box, when the hamper at the back of my closet is so much more convenient and cozy?
Kirsti’s favorite tee shirts are just so comfortable that I want to make sure she is thinking about me whenever she wears them…because they will forever more smell faintly of cat piss.